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July 29, 2009
July 11, 2009
Dick's Sporting Goods
I called in search of a pool basketball backboard...
First call: put on hold INDEFINITELY for pool department
Second call: called main line, Golf pro picked up and yelled at me for calling the wrong dept. HELLO Jackass, I dialed the main number and YOU picked it up. He said I had to call the main line to get transferred to pool dept. I said I DID CALL THE MAIN NUMBER AND HUNG UP
Third Call: Currently on hold. At five minutes into holding AGAIN, my husband actually arrived there. It was seriously faster for him to drive there than for me to call and get a person to answer my question.
GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE, YOU DON'T LIVE AT DICK'S SPORTING GOODS.
First call: put on hold INDEFINITELY for pool department
Second call: called main line, Golf pro picked up and yelled at me for calling the wrong dept. HELLO Jackass, I dialed the main number and YOU picked it up. He said I had to call the main line to get transferred to pool dept. I said I DID CALL THE MAIN NUMBER AND HUNG UP
Third Call: Currently on hold. At five minutes into holding AGAIN, my husband actually arrived there. It was seriously faster for him to drive there than for me to call and get a person to answer my question.
GOOD CUSTOMER SERVICE, YOU DON'T LIVE AT DICK'S SPORTING GOODS.
July 04, 2009
June 27, 2009
The story of the bikini!
Well - last weekend Hubby was in VA Beach for work. Saturday was rainy and gross here so I threw the kids in the car and we went down to see him! In order to be able to get the bathing suits quickly, I put them in a separate bag so we didn't have to open the suitcase in order to hit the beach. I'm sure you can see where this is going!
So we check into the Sheraton and ! NO BEACH BAG! Yikes! Now, I know they SELL swimsuits at the beach. And I know it generally takes a month of searching for me to find something I consider acceptable to be seen in. So now I have 10 minutes at a crappy beach store? GOOD LUCK.
So - being a mom of three, I generally opt for a tankini. Ok, forget generally. ALWAYS. BUT at the beach, unless you wear a size 24 (I wear a size 6) you won't get a tankini or 1 piece. You will buy a bikini. CRAP. SO I pick out a cute one and off I go.
Well what do you know? I LOVED IT! AND IT DIDN'T LOOK AS BAD AS I THOUGHT! Apparently w/the tankini, not only is it generally not super-flattering anyway, I look uncomfortable, which makes it look LESS Flattering. And hubby says everyone can tell what I'm hiding anyway....so BIKINI it is from now on! I did go splurge on an awesome one this week, as I don't think the beach one will survive the washing machine (though it IS cute)...
GO ME! Bringing sexy back (and the bikini!)!
So we check into the Sheraton and ! NO BEACH BAG! Yikes! Now, I know they SELL swimsuits at the beach. And I know it generally takes a month of searching for me to find something I consider acceptable to be seen in. So now I have 10 minutes at a crappy beach store? GOOD LUCK.
So - being a mom of three, I generally opt for a tankini. Ok, forget generally. ALWAYS. BUT at the beach, unless you wear a size 24 (I wear a size 6) you won't get a tankini or 1 piece. You will buy a bikini. CRAP. SO I pick out a cute one and off I go.
Well what do you know? I LOVED IT! AND IT DIDN'T LOOK AS BAD AS I THOUGHT! Apparently w/the tankini, not only is it generally not super-flattering anyway, I look uncomfortable, which makes it look LESS Flattering. And hubby says everyone can tell what I'm hiding anyway....so BIKINI it is from now on! I did go splurge on an awesome one this week, as I don't think the beach one will survive the washing machine (though it IS cute)...
GO ME! Bringing sexy back (and the bikini!)!
June 21, 2009
June 20, 2009
June 18, 2009
Bad parking
parked in the turn area between aisles where you are supposed to drive.
June 09, 2009
Texts From Last Night...
this website where people submit their oddball texts....MAN! makes me both wish we had texting when I was in college and REALLY glad we didn't!! Although, some of the texts I went back and read from when I was in Vegas make me lean towards the "good thing we didn't have this" side! Also - camera phones and digital cameras! WHEW! No one needs to see some of those nights!
June 05, 2009
June 01, 2009
May 28, 2009
heartbreaking...
a local church just sent a link out asking for donation for Helping Hungry Kids. Many kids don't have enough food to eat on the weekends (they get reduced/free lunch and breakfast at school) - so they are asking for donations of food for the kids to have placed in their backpacks on Friday afternoons to ensure that the children have something to eat over the 2 day weekend. I don't know why, but this is really really bugging me and has me all teary eyed. I cannot imagine my children KNOWING that they do not have enough food to eat at that maybe, when they get home from school today, there WON'T BE ANY DINNER. Is that not one of the saddest things you can imagine? I know how no one LIKES to be hungry and to think of CHILDREN not having enough to eat it breaks my heart.
What will these children do over the summer? I plan on dropping several bags off at the church this next weekend (they collect the 1st sunday of the month). You should look and see if your church or school has a program like this (I also see it called Backpack Snacks or something like that).
What will these children do over the summer? I plan on dropping several bags off at the church this next weekend (they collect the 1st sunday of the month). You should look and see if your church or school has a program like this (I also see it called Backpack Snacks or something like that).
May 24, 2009
South Pole blog!
I found this link - he works at the South Pole and is a photographer! Amazing pictures of what goes on there when it is -80 degress F!
http://pcully.blogspot.com/
(hahaha I almost posted this without the link!)
http://pcully.blogspot.com/
(hahaha I almost posted this without the link!)
May 17, 2009
Cub Scouts at the Farm!
What do you get when you let a 7 year old loose at a farm w/a digital camera?
- pics of the cool cobwebs
- pics of dirt
- 3 different shots of pig butts
- 2 different cow butts
- 1 horse butt
- 1 peacock butt
- 1 turkey butt
- one pig SNOUT, up close
- a couple of closeups of a farm truck - the emblems
- a dog butt
- several sheep butts
lovely photographs.
- pics of the cool cobwebs
- pics of dirt
- 3 different shots of pig butts
- 2 different cow butts
- 1 horse butt
- 1 peacock butt
- 1 turkey butt
- one pig SNOUT, up close
- a couple of closeups of a farm truck - the emblems
- a dog butt
- several sheep butts
lovely photographs.
May 15, 2009
Tina Turner Legs...
Well...I have ALWAYS had nice legs. And when one has an asset (and a few NON-ASSETS) one flaunts that asset! I went to the salon today in my Daisy Dukes (the only kind of shorts I OWN) and they FLIPPED out. Apparently, they think my legs are awesome. SERIOUSLY -for 10 minutes they inquired -natural? YES! No lipo there! Just 3 miles 3 times a week for OMG 20 years now (fuck! 20 years?? damn i am apparently old) and a nice skin color (tan!) to show them off. I love the muscle that runs down your outer thigh so I work that one SPECIFICALLY at the gym. If hubby wouldn't freak, I'd give you a picture.
Several times during my life, guy friends have told me I have BETTER legs than Tina Turner (which is funny since my first name is TINA!).
Several times during my life, guy friends have told me I have BETTER legs than Tina Turner (which is funny since my first name is TINA!).
May 12, 2009
am busy!
Hi! I started my new job yesterday (which I love) and promptly ran into a neighbor (she works in the next office) and an old classmate! WEIRD. And then found out an old coworker ALSO works here. Small world, eh?
When they were showing me the office, the conference room fridge contains Sam Adams! Now if that isn't a sign I'm in the right place, I don't know what is!
Anyway, I'm loving it and busy reading up on the technology I'll need, hopefully I can post tomorrow from home!
When they were showing me the office, the conference room fridge contains Sam Adams! Now if that isn't a sign I'm in the right place, I don't know what is!
Anyway, I'm loving it and busy reading up on the technology I'll need, hopefully I can post tomorrow from home!
May 07, 2009
seriously people?
people are paving their front yards in Mont. County to get more parking spaces: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/05/AR2009050503739.html
May 04, 2009
May 03, 2009
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