you know you're old when...
You goto Amazon.com, the headline is "get yourself something!" and your suggested items are:
1. A kid's spongepainting kit
2. a crib ( I hope to never have to purchase another one of these until i have grandkids! )
3. the learning piggy bank by Fisher-Price ( ok, maybe this is for me since hubby and I way over-spend! hahahaha )