I'm getting on the elevator this morning and I can hear someone running to get on (people in our building are notorious for not holding the damn elevators), so I hold the "door open" button.
Damn. It's stinky feet woman. Shouldn't have waited - maybe that's why no one holds the elevators, it could be her!
Today, she had on BOOTS and her feet were just as stinky...how is this possible? How???