Ok...so we all have direct lines where I work. Once in a while I'll get random phone calls, though I have no idea why... Just now I got this one...
Me: Hello. (Noticing that caller ID says private, which always makes me wary)
Guy: I'm looking for Joe Schmo. Can you help me?
Me: No, I'm sorry, I don't know anyone by that name.
Guy: (gives disgusted breath) oooooooookkkkk (like, what does he WANT me to do?)