to the idiot that burned the popcorn in our office. I'm sure my husband will enjoy the lingering smell stuck to my hair.
FYI - if you use the POPCORN setting on the damn microwave, it doesn't burn the popcorn, idiot. Just guessing at some number of minutes and WALKING AWAY is stupid.
If you can't do this, should you really have a decent tech job? Just asking. It's not rocket science.